Sorry for those of you who already what I am going to say(it was inadvertently posted in the wrong thread, and I want to make sure that everyone sees it and gets a good laugh), and of course so that this "wonderful" team gets more needed exposure.
On comp. phone today Jack Price(Tweedle Scam) ws real excited and said his fictitious partner Corey Black(Tweedle Scum) had a great day yesterday going 4 out of 5, and that there are now 10-1 in the tournament.
Here is the best part: Jack said "Corey" is rated #1 out of all 5(unnamed) major sports monitoring services and #1 out of all 2000 NBA handicappers and #1 out of 2000 college cappers.
That's just the tip fo the iceberg;"Corey" according to Jack has been capping for 19 years and has a 78% winning percentage for every pick made in March over all those 19 years.
Then Jack stated that he "just met" with Corey and went over all of the games(I wonder why Jack would do that;just leave the "guy" alone;he doesn't need you).
Now in all seriousness, lets examine the real possibilites of what is going on:
1) Hopefully for Jack's sake HE realizes that the whole thing is a hoax/lie, and that he understands he is doing it(using a made up name) deliberately to try to get some customers, as he realizes that he(Jack) is the laughingstock of the handicapping world.
2) The scary other possibility is that Jack really believes there is a Corey Black, and really thinks he met with "Corey" today, when he was in fact talking to himself.
This brings back scary memories of Anthony Perkins taking on the voice and personality of his deceased mother in the great thriller, Psycho;if that is the case, I don't want to live in his neighborhood.
Oh by the way this 78% capper's comp. today was Duke;well I guess when you go "78%" over 19 years, you can lose a game once in a while.
Now if you listen very carefully, you may be able to hear a faeintvoice calling out, "Here Corey, Corey, Corey;come on boy, I need those picks for Saturday." or perhaps the joy and sighs of passion as Jack and "Corey" enjoy a wonderful night of passionate sex after another day of going 15-1 in the baskets.
On comp. phone today Jack Price(Tweedle Scam) ws real excited and said his fictitious partner Corey Black(Tweedle Scum) had a great day yesterday going 4 out of 5, and that there are now 10-1 in the tournament.
Here is the best part: Jack said "Corey" is rated #1 out of all 5(unnamed) major sports monitoring services and #1 out of all 2000 NBA handicappers and #1 out of 2000 college cappers.
That's just the tip fo the iceberg;"Corey" according to Jack has been capping for 19 years and has a 78% winning percentage for every pick made in March over all those 19 years.
Then Jack stated that he "just met" with Corey and went over all of the games(I wonder why Jack would do that;just leave the "guy" alone;he doesn't need you).
Now in all seriousness, lets examine the real possibilites of what is going on:
1) Hopefully for Jack's sake HE realizes that the whole thing is a hoax/lie, and that he understands he is doing it(using a made up name) deliberately to try to get some customers, as he realizes that he(Jack) is the laughingstock of the handicapping world.
2) The scary other possibility is that Jack really believes there is a Corey Black, and really thinks he met with "Corey" today, when he was in fact talking to himself.
This brings back scary memories of Anthony Perkins taking on the voice and personality of his deceased mother in the great thriller, Psycho;if that is the case, I don't want to live in his neighborhood.
Oh by the way this 78% capper's comp. today was Duke;well I guess when you go "78%" over 19 years, you can lose a game once in a while.
Now if you listen very carefully, you may be able to hear a faeintvoice calling out, "Here Corey, Corey, Corey;come on boy, I need those picks for Saturday." or perhaps the joy and sighs of passion as Jack and "Corey" enjoy a wonderful night of passionate sex after another day of going 15-1 in the baskets.
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