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Rumor has it that with the decrease in business due to the posting of his plays all over the internet, Phil Steele,owner and operator of Northcoast Sports, has decided to try his hand at selling used automobiles.
Here is my impression of how Phil, owner, operator and salesman of Northcoast Auto Sales, might try to sell a new car.
Customer: I am looking for a good reliable and not too expensive used car.
Phil: Well, you have come to the right place.
Cust: What do you have?
Phil: Well-you are in luck. We just received one of the best used autos ever made-a 1972 Ford Pinto.
Cust: Really?
Phil: Let me tell you about this car: it has only 286000 miles on it, original engine, a few distinguished dents, which don't interfere with its performance, its ability to reach 40 mile per hour on the highway in only 1 minute and 10 seconds, only 15 owners before you;all of the previous owners were VIPS, and we have proof that this vehicle was well maintained and received EXECUTIVE SERVICE. It gets 6 miles per gallon of gasoline and has slightly used tires with only 60000 miles on them;its a real MARQUIS gem.
Cust: Hmm-are you sure that there is not something else which you are not telling me?
Phil-Well-you know us here at Northcoast Auto Sales-We unlike those other crooked auto dealers out there, tell you the WHOLE truth.
Cust: How much does this auto cost and what is the warranty.
Phil: Only $5000 AND we will guarantee this vehicle will at least get you home today.
Here is the best part: if you buy today, we will throw in a coupon which allows you to have this vehicle POWERSWEPT in the inside by our powerful vacuums free of charge for the length of time which the car runs, up to a maximum of one week.
Customer:What happens if the car fails your warranty and does not at least get me home?
Phil: Well-we will take it back and offer you a special deal on our Used Car of the Week, which arrives at the end of the week.
Cust: And what would that car be?
Phil:I am not sure yet;we have narrowed it down to 10 finalists.
Cust: Well-I want to think about it and see what the competition has to offer.
Phil-Don't wait too long, because as soon as the word gets out that this car is available, people will be lining up to buy it, and I may have to raise the price.
Cust: Thanks-talk to you soon.
Rumor has it that with the decrease in business due to the posting of his plays all over the internet, Phil Steele,owner and operator of Northcoast Sports, has decided to try his hand at selling used automobiles.
Here is my impression of how Phil, owner, operator and salesman of Northcoast Auto Sales, might try to sell a new car.
Customer: I am looking for a good reliable and not too expensive used car.
Phil: Well, you have come to the right place.
Cust: What do you have?
Phil: Well-you are in luck. We just received one of the best used autos ever made-a 1972 Ford Pinto.
Cust: Really?
Phil: Let me tell you about this car: it has only 286000 miles on it, original engine, a few distinguished dents, which don't interfere with its performance, its ability to reach 40 mile per hour on the highway in only 1 minute and 10 seconds, only 15 owners before you;all of the previous owners were VIPS, and we have proof that this vehicle was well maintained and received EXECUTIVE SERVICE. It gets 6 miles per gallon of gasoline and has slightly used tires with only 60000 miles on them;its a real MARQUIS gem.
Cust: Hmm-are you sure that there is not something else which you are not telling me?
Phil-Well-you know us here at Northcoast Auto Sales-We unlike those other crooked auto dealers out there, tell you the WHOLE truth.
Cust: How much does this auto cost and what is the warranty.
Phil: Only $5000 AND we will guarantee this vehicle will at least get you home today.
Here is the best part: if you buy today, we will throw in a coupon which allows you to have this vehicle POWERSWEPT in the inside by our powerful vacuums free of charge for the length of time which the car runs, up to a maximum of one week.
Customer:What happens if the car fails your warranty and does not at least get me home?
Phil: Well-we will take it back and offer you a special deal on our Used Car of the Week, which arrives at the end of the week.
Cust: And what would that car be?
Phil:I am not sure yet;we have narrowed it down to 10 finalists.
Cust: Well-I want to think about it and see what the competition has to offer.
Phil-Don't wait too long, because as soon as the word gets out that this car is available, people will be lining up to buy it, and I may have to raise the price.
Cust: Thanks-talk to you soon.
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