"Until you(Charlie) came along,I tried to lose but won way too often."
"Now with your 500 star LOSING plays, I am now down $154,500;my wife has thrown me out of the house, I have become an alcoholic and am in debt up to my ears."
It will take me so many years to repay it that I have decided to commit suicide;I really wanted to do it for a while,but was unable to do so;with your "help" I now have a reason and the confidence to pull the trigger and end my existence."
"Charlie you are a "winner" in my book and hopefully we will both meet in Hell some day where we can commiserate"
"Thanks again for all of you LOSING plays."
Larry LOSER
"Now with your 500 star LOSING plays, I am now down $154,500;my wife has thrown me out of the house, I have become an alcoholic and am in debt up to my ears."
It will take me so many years to repay it that I have decided to commit suicide;I really wanted to do it for a while,but was unable to do so;with your "help" I now have a reason and the confidence to pull the trigger and end my existence."
"Charlie you are a "winner" in my book and hopefully we will both meet in Hell some day where we can commiserate"
"Thanks again for all of you LOSING plays."
Larry LOSER
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