Could you explain how you know what a penis pump is?
CLERK
OK, JCINDAVILLE: One blue crushed-velvet suit. One frilly lace cravat. One
gold medallion with peace symbol. One pair of Italian shoes. One pair of
tie-dyed socks, purple. One vinyl recording album: Tom Jones, Live at Las
Vegas. One Swedish-made penis enlarger pump.
JC
(embarrassed)
That's not mine.
CLERK
(reading)
One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, signed JCINDAVILLE.
JC
I'm telling you, baby, that's not mine.
CLERK
(reading)
One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by JCINDAVILLE.
JC
I don't even know what this is. This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
CLERK
(reading)
One book: Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby,
by JCINDAVILLE.
The clerk shows the book to JC, who is humiliated.
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