Jordan from Big Brother 11 nude

[wayne1218]

I've got feelers out so I can try to talk to him about being a moderator here

He would be alone. Nice call on the "Power".

[wayne1218]

C'ya Dork!

[BettorsChat]

Chima isn't going to put up Natalie or Jessie. She has no reason to put up Kevin or Lydia and Michelle is friends with her. So that leaves Jordan, Jeff and Russell.

My prediction:

Chima puts up Russell and Jeff

Jeff pulls himself and Russell off the block and puts up Natalie and Jessie LMAO

And Jessie gets voted out again because of America!

[KING300]

I agree jessie @ natalie are going up,its going to be sweet.

[GOLDENGREEK]

Chima isn't going to put up Natalie or Jessie. She has no reason to put up Kevin or Lydia and Michelle is friends with her. So that leaves Jordan, Jeff and Russell.

My prediction:

Chima puts up Russell and Jeff

Jeff pulls himself and Russell off the block and puts up Natalie and Jessie LMAO

And Jessie gets voted out again because of America!

Unless one of them wins veto -- I hope they both throw Veto ( they dont wanna piss of Chima by using it or RussLE BY NOT USING IT )

[wayne1218]

Chima isn't going to put up Natalie or Jessie. She has no reason to put up Kevin or Lydia and Michelle is friends with her. So that leaves Jordan, Jeff and Russell.

My prediction:

Chima puts up Russell and Jeff

Jeff pulls himself and Russell off the block and puts up Natalie and Jessie LMAO

And Jessie gets voted out again because of America!

That is EXACTLY what i told the wife i wanted to happen. I think they assume the power is with Jeff though and Jesse has been kissing his ass. Please Jeff, don't buy any of it!!!!!!!!!

[wayne1218]

Chima isn't going to put up Natalie or Jessie. She has no reason to put up Kevin or Lydia and Michelle is friends with her. So that leaves Jordan, Jeff and Russell.

My prediction:

Chima puts up Russell and Jeff

Jeff pulls himself and Russell off the block and puts up Natalie and Jessie LMAO

And Jessie gets voted out again because of America!

Can you imagine the look on the 3 faces (Jesse,Nat,Chima) if that happened? OMG

ALL TIME CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!

[wayne1218]

My biggest fear is Jeff slips up and tells Jordan!

[wayne1218]

Russell is going to be an angel this week. I can't wait for next Thursday!

[GOLDENGREEK]

Jessie seems to think Michele has the power. Chima thought Jeff, but Natalie told her she really doesn't think so. Chima thinks it might be Jordan. So, she said she will not put Jeff or Jordan up because then Jordan won't use the power. They also think Kevin might have it, so Chima is going to tell him if she keeps him safe, then he won't use the power on Jessie/Natalie.



It should be pretty easy to out Jeff. Get everyone to say "I have the power"(therefore nullifying it if they actually do), the one who doesn't is the Wizard.

Chima just said she won't put up JEFF JORDAN JESSIE NATALIE or KEVIN

Down to Michele, Lydia and Russ that are going up...as of now

[GOLDENGREEK]

I'm actually hoping Natalie wins PoV.

Not only is this the best scenario for Jeff, but it would also be high end viewing pleasure for those who are sick of Natalie and her overall skank ass. She gets a few days of blustering around the house, mouthing off in that skanky way she has, and it will all be for naught, and her precious Jesse will be put up, with absolutely no time to bargain/deal for his safety. So she gets deflated when her 'awesome win' turns to shit, and Chima's week of high-handed rule gets smacked down as well, as I'm quite sure Jess/Gnat will be as much a fixture as the furniture in that room this week, so they will have a week of 'semi-rule' as well, with no talking to anyone who isn't important for the HoH votes.

[GOLDENGREEK]

This is looking more and more like a Michelle/Lydia nomination (possibly a Russell/Lydia nomination if Chima turns on him again).

Chima wants to keep Kevin out of it, along with Jeff and Jordan out of fear they might have the power (and put up Jessie/Natalie).

[GOLDENGREEK]

CURRENT UPDATES FROM JOKERS SITE


Chima tells Natalie that if someone puts up Jess/Nat that she will go at them guns blazing



Nat says if you think russ will put u up next week then put him up. If you don't then don't nom him. Chima says her n Russ will have a heart to heart

Chima says I won this for u (Nat) and Jess --- BARF !!!!!!!!!


Jessie to Chima/Nat: If it were me as HOH, I would put up Jeff/Jordan, I could lose to Mich she's trying but Jeff/Jordan are coasting


Chima putting on lipstick to get ready for DR ...Russel says Chima looks pretty and Jessie jokes "Kiss up"


Jessie: Jeff or Jordan has the power
Jessie: I don't care, I made it past week four, they can kiss my ass
Jessie and Russell in RR talking crap about Kevin


Jordan, Michelle, Nat and Jeff in Backyard

Natalie trying really hard to press Jeff/Jordan not to use the wizard power if they had it, saying whoever uses it creates enemies.. ( Shut the fuk up bitch )
Jeff is playing along.

Nat keeps talking to Jordan and Jeff telling them it would be stupid to use the Coup D'tat and make 3 enemies

[GOLDENGREEK]

SOME GOOD SHIT FROM LAST NIGHT WE MISSED AFTER THE SHOWTIME SHOW ENDED !!


Ronnie is as delusional as ever on his way out the door. He believes he is getting the "phoenix" edit and Michele is getting a "tee hee, ha ha" edit. He says BB told him he will be an inspiration to all fans. He continues to be in awe of his game. He's said in his goodbye speech he wants to trash Michele about her PhD and something about being bipolar, or deviant. Chima, Russell, Natalie, Jessie are amused. He told more pointless lies (he claimed Jordan and Jeff kept him up the night before talking). They suggested he keep Lydia/Kevin/Michele/Jeff/Jordan up all night. They also suggested he scream in Michele's face, wake her up, scare her, and just blame it on night terrors. Ronnie turned the lights on and then off and said sorry. Then he went back to his pals and lied that he'd said, "Wake up bitches!"


Natalie tried to convince Jeff that instead of being evicted, the door will be locked and Ronnie will have the power. She hopes this will make Jeff or Jordan give Ronnie a pity vote.

And Jessie prays during all this. Yes, I'm sure God is right there rooting for your stupid stunts.

After more of Ronnie's half-assed taunting and stunts, Michele hid his glasses. He got upset and said he would go through everyone's drawers if they didn't tell him where they are. He also whined that Michele makes the game "personal".

He told Michele she was a "borderline sociopathic crazy bitch." She told him to go fuck himself and he'd get his stuff when he left.


It looks like BB has stepped in.

I just despise Ronnie. Michele already had a terrible day, with everything in the house, and the DR kept her for endless periods of time and told her she needed to be more upset and cry more. And now this. I'm glad she stood up to him.

Ronnie's still looking. With Natalie's encouragement, he's tearing apart the room.

My favorite line. Michele: Ronnie, I don't think that's language becoming of a teacher.

Ronnie proceeds to tell her all about how ugly she is and she has a pig nose.


And now Ronnie is insulting her looks, telling Michelle that she's the ugliest HG, that her picture is the ugliest on the wall and saying she has a "pig nose." WTF? Has this little POS looked in a mirror? How dare he insult other people!


Jeff asks Ronnie: "What's the square root of go fuck yourself?"

Jordan: I'm just worried he's (Ronnie) going to do something.
Jeff: I'm not going to hide his glasses, I'm going to hide his head in his ass.


Love his one liners!





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[GOLDENGREEK]

Natalie might be gross and a lying liar, and obnoxious and a bitch, but she's working it all the time. She's out on the couches with Jeff/Jordan trying to sell that if anyone has the power, if they weren't nominated, it would be 'stupid' of them to use the power, because it would just make enemies of the HOH and whoever didn't go home, and it would be so much better for their game not to use it.

I have to love Jeff "well, if I had the fucking power, I can damn well tell you I'd use it, but I don't fucking have it, so it doesn't matter". That's kind of paraphrased, but you can be sure it included the word 'fuck' quite a lot.

But once again, Natalie tries, but it's a stupid argument, because Jeff and Jordan aren't that dumb, and they know the enemies they'd have if they used the power are the exact same enemies they have now, except if they used the power, they'd have one less enemy to worry about. Nice try, Natalie, but Jeff isn't going for it. Let's see how you play this game without Jessie to hide behind.


My favorite part of this convo is Jeff and Jordan solemnly agreeing that everyone who comes out to the backyard to hang out with them gets evicted. "You'd better be careful, Natalie!" Oh, Jeff is loving this, and I'm loving watching it. He's completely toying with her, and it's incredible.

From the conversation he's currently having with Nat, I think he's stepping up to the plate, ready to play. If he survives the post-Coup week, he's in it to win it.