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  • Pinnacle changes reduced juice wagering!

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

    PINNACLESPORTS.COM TO CHANGE BUSINESS MODEL
    Online Sportsbook Admits Error In Offering Reduced Juice On All Sports

    WILLEMSTAD, CURACAO (April 1, 2006)-Leading online sportsbook
    PinnacleSports.com today announced that the company will be changing its'
    business model by no longer offering reduced juice wagering on sporting
    events that offers bettors up to 60% better value than other sports books.
    Following advice from management consultants, Pinnacle will begin offering
    traditional 20 cent lines on all major sports immediately - a major change
    from the current low margin betting options, but one that will increase
    profits substantially at the player's expense.

    "Although we pioneered reduced margin wagering, the recent figures
    reported by numerous companies that deal a 20 cent line or higher have
    made us realize we're simply giving our customers too good a deal," said
    Simon Noble of PinnacleSports.com. "This is a dramatic shift in our
    business model, but the bottom line is that we will make more money from
    bettors this way. We believe all our customers who have benefited from our
    low juice offerings will continue to bet with Pinnacle even though they'll
    no longer save so much money on every bet they make. Instead, low juice
    wagering will be replaced by a 'Pinnacle Pussycats' swimsuit calendar and
    a regular column from a former playmate, while our linesmakers will be put
    to work devising ways of dealing dual lines and moving on air
    effectively."

    In addition to restructuring betting margins, PinnacleSports.com has also
    decided to reduce betting limits to a maximum limit of $200 per bet. The
    executive team has also stipulated that Pinnacle Sports will be
    implementing a no wise-guy and no syndicate policy. With the Final Four
    and start of baseball season this weekend, Pinnacle has determined that
    the best way to proceed in the future is to open betting on sporting
    events only an hour or two before the game starts so that the line can be
    sharpened elsewhere.

    "We've thoroughly examined the marketplace and after meeting with
    management consultants, we realize it makes sense to not only increase the
    juice, but to also decrease wager limits, discourage professional players
    and only give bettors an hour or two to bet on games before they start,"

    continued Mr. Noble. "While we opened betting on the Final Four games
    before the conclusion of the Florida/Villanova game Sunday, that will be a
    thing of the past, as we hope to follow in the footsteps of the
    trendsetters that guarantee to open betting by mid-day before an event."

    To kickoff the business restructuring, PinnacleSports.com plans on
    throwing an extravagant party at a nightclub in Curacao headlined by C and
    D list celebrities. Additionally, the company is in negotiations to
    produce a made for TV miniseries set to air at 3 a.m. on Saturdays on
    public access television. Pinnacle has also announced its intentions to
    purchase a fleet of Harley Davidson motorcycles using the company's
    increased profits generated at the player's expense so that Mr. Noble can
    appear at various events around the country with the 'Pinnacle Pussycats'.

    For more information, please visit www.pinnaclesports.com.
    Last edited by Spearit; 03-31-2006, 09:46 PM.
    "The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice.

  • #2
    The last paragraph is fucking hilarious!

    They are taking the extra money they will make from the consumer and using it to throw an extravagant party at a nightclub in Curacao headlined by who-gives-a-shit C and D list celebrities, produce a made for TV miniseries on public access television, and purchase a fleet of Harley Davidson motorcycles!

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    • #3
      Yes- Wagering is going to be possibly not worth the time - if the house takes away all advantages. Let em have their party- They were #1 and now they will not even rank! Bodog leads the pack on this similar system.
      "The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice.

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      • #4
        betting limit $200.00 man i bet that on a tom cat fight

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        • #5
          are they serious with the 200 max wagers?

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          • #6
            Sounds like an April Fool's Joke

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            • #7
              If anyone believes any of this BS, give me a call as I have a great bridge connecting Manhattan and Brooklyn that you might be interested in...real cheap!
              Three Jack's Record http://www.bettorschat.com/forums/sh...10#post1323910

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              • #8
                i agree....think its a joke!

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                • #9
                  I believe there was a similar April Fool's joke last year involving BoDog. Actually, this is a good marketing strategy by Pinnacle because they do offer more than other books.
                  Last edited by Mike1; 03-31-2006, 11:12 PM.

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                  • #10
                    i was believing it until the 200$ max play then i knew it was a joke

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                    • #11
                      Have a great April Fools Day guys!!!
                      "The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice.

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                      • #12
                        Thanks Spearit

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                        • #13
                          It's a big time joke

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                          • #14
                            About PinnacleSports.com
                            PinnacleSports.com is the sportsbook of choice
                            for bettors willing to pay the most juice for their bets. Founded in 1998,
                            PinnacleSports.com has earned an industry-wide reputation for providing
                            the lowest maximum limits on the Web, discouraging sharp players, and
                            posting the latest betting lines in the business. The company has accepted
                            over 6 trillion bets from over 50 million players worldwide this year
                            alone and expects to see more executives listed on the Forbes top 10 rich
                            list than the Walton family. Fully licensed and regulated in Curacao,
                            PinnacleSports.com would like to wish you a happy April Fools Day.

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                            • #15
                              good one!!

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