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[savage1]

Check with Spark on the "extended warranty on service" .... He went through that about 50 or so years ago.

There is nothing like a good "tuneup" to solve any woes one has with advancing years.

[ChuckLazar]

Well as in golf I have a "handicap" to even things up a bit. My "handicap" is 69.

Do you know what the difference between 69 and 77 is?

[savage1]

Do you know what the difference between 69 and 77 is?

Hmmm-how about eight or should I say "ate?"

[ChuckLazar]

You Get ATE More:christmas

[savage1]

You Get ATE More:christmas

Well-I was thinking in the right way anyways even though I didn't get it exactly.

[savage1]

To change the subject, get a load of this:


>> WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
>>
>> DR. PHIL:
>> The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he
>> must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before
>> it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we
>> need to do is help him realize how stupid
>> he's acting by not taking
>> on his "CURRENT" problems before addi ng "NEW" problems.
>>
>> OPRAH:
>> Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why
>> he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
>> learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
>> going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across
>> the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
>>
>> GEORGE W BUSH:
>> We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
>> We just want
>> to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The
>> chicken is either against us, or for us. There is n o middle ground
>> here.
>>
>> DONALD RUMSFELD:
>> Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
>> image of the chicken crossing the road.
>>
>> ANDERSON COOPER/CNN:
>> We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
>> been allow e d to have access to the other side of the road.
>>
>> JOHN KERRY:
>> Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against
>> it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
>> chicken's
>> intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.
>>
>> JUDGE JUDY:
>> That chicken crossed the
>> road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in
>> his eyes and the way he walks
>>
>> PAT BUCHANAN:
>> To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
>>
>> MARTHA STEWART:< /S PAN>
>> No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had
>> a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the
>> ! price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any
>> insider information.
>>
>> DR SEUSS:
>> Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross
>> it with a toad? Yes,
>> the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
>>
>> ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
>> To die in the rain. Alone.
>>
>> JERRY FALWELL:
>> Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain tr uth in
>> front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side."
>> That's why they call it the "other side. Yes, my friends, that
>> chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay
>> too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
>> abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly
>> harmless phrases like "the other side" That chicken should not
>> be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that!
>>
>> GRANDPA:
>> In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
>> told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
>>
>> BARBARA WALTERS:
>> Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to
>> the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of
>> how it experienced a serious case of molting, and
>> went on to accomplish
>> its life long dream of crossing the road.
>>
>> JOHN LENNON:
>> Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in
>> peace.
>>
>> ARISTOTLE:
>> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road
>>
>> BILL GATES:
>> I have just released eChick en2005, which will not only cross roads,
>> but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
>> check book.
>>
>> Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is
>> much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C \..... reboot.
>>
>> ALBERT EINSTEIN:
>> Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
>> the chicken?
>>
>> BILL CLINTON:
>> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition
>> of chicken?
>>
>> AL GORE:
>> I invented the chicken!
>>
>> COLONEL SANDERS:
>> Did I miss one?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>

[ChuckLazar]

You got too much time on your hands!

[savage1]

You got too much time on your hands!

Well-all I can say is that I would rather have too much time on my hands and be married then to be single and have you know what in my hand.

[TwoTonTony]

ok-I got it now.
I am curious what that Mary looks like. She sounds hot.

she is not hot at all...just saw a photo of her in the Hartford Business Journal....If she were hot she would be on TV....hence the term "Face for Radio"!!!

[BettorsChat]

Man I hate that Dr. Phil

[savage1]

she is not hot at all...just saw a photo of her in the Hartford Business Journal....If she were hot she would be on TV....hence the term "Face for Radio"!!!

Thanks for that. How would you rate her face from 1-10?
ps I just went to www.wccc.com and see two ladies pictured. Which one is Mary? If she is the one on the right, then you are correct for sure;the other one isn't bad.

[TwoTonTony]

Thans for that. How would you rate her face from 1-10?

4.5

[savage1]

4.5

Tony-check post 26 and go to website and tell me who she is.
If she is the one on right, I think 4.5 is generous. The one on the left I would give a higher rating than 4.5-at least a 6 or 6 1/2.

[savage1]

I just clicked on Sebastian in the Morning, and it appears the lady(Mary) is the one on the left in original photo.
Tony-if you give her a 4 1/2, you must have a tough grading system.
She gets at least 6 1/2 if not 7 by my standards. Hope this does not start an argument.lol

[TwoTonTony]

Thanks for that. How would you rate her face from 1-10?
ps I just went to www.wccc.com and see two ladies pictured. Which one is Mary? If she is the one on the right, then you are correct for sure;the other one isn't bad.

Mary is the one on the left....She is rugged looking....split chin...wide face and i factor in that they only use their "best shots" on the site......tough to gauge, but i say she is probably a dumpy 5'4" 135 poundish and will be probably be pumping up the volume to about 185 in the near future.......

I would give her a 4.5-6....but that is if the head is disproportionate from the body and i am wrong.....So i give her head a 5.5 and i am thinking the bod is a 3.5 and an average of 4.5.....but she has a nice voice...but for me that isn't enough cuz chances are she will not be speaking ....she would have something in her mouth