While watching the baseball game on TV last night, my wife and I were discussing life and death.
I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She promptly got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer.
Some days I hate being married to a smart-ass.
I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She promptly got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer.
Some days I hate being married to a smart-ass.
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