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  • A Trip To OZ

    We're Off To See The Wizard

    Four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ.


    They finally make it to the
    Emerald City and came before the Great Wizard.



    "What brings you before the great Wizard of Oz?"



    Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:
    "I've come for some courage."

    "No problem!" says the Wizard.

    "Who is next?"



    Ronald Reagan steps forward,
    "Well........., I.......I think I need a heart."

    "Done," says the Wizard.

    "Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?"






    Up stepped George Bush sadly and said,
    "I'm told by Savage1 and his people that I need a brain."

    "No problem!" says the Wizard. .
    "Consider it done."




    There is a great silence in the hall.
    Bill Clinton is just standing there,
    looking around, but doesn't say a word.

    Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
    "What do you want?"




    "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
    is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

  • #2
    good one!!
    Lord Knows I'm A Voodoo Child




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    • #3
      Beautiful!!!

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      • #4
        That's great. LOL

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