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After their 11th child, an Kentucky couple decided
that was enough as they could not afford
a larger bed. So the husband went to his
veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure
called a vasectomy that could fix the problem
but that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said the doctor,
"is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are illegal in Kentucky)
light it, put it in a beer can,
then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Kentuckian said to the doctor,
"I may not be the smartest tool in the shed,
but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb
in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and
put it in a beer can. He held the can up to
his ear and began to count...
"1" "2" "3" "4" "5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer
can between his legs and resumed counting
on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Alabama,
Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, West Virginia,
Washington D.C. and now in Ontario Canada.
that was enough as they could not afford
a larger bed. So the husband went to his
veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure
called a vasectomy that could fix the problem
but that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said the doctor,
"is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are illegal in Kentucky)
light it, put it in a beer can,
then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Kentuckian said to the doctor,
"I may not be the smartest tool in the shed,
but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb
in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and
put it in a beer can. He held the can up to
his ear and began to count...
"1" "2" "3" "4" "5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer
can between his legs and resumed counting
on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Alabama,
Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, West Virginia,
Washington D.C. and now in Ontario Canada.
MY MEAT IN THE HOT DESERT.......
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