What was your first job and your worst job?

[TwoTonTony]

My first job was as a short order cook for a local mob capo who owned a hamburger/hot dog joint

My worst job was security guard on 3rd shift at an inner city hospital......(got punched out by a 300 pound lady and had to cart dead bodies to the morgue at 3 a.m.....spooky shit)

[JBC13]

my first job was working at a golf course washing carts....worst job was working at isoldit listing peoples shit on ebay for them....extremley boring.

[The Lovedoc]

1st job was a busboy like i'm sure most people for a local resteraunt in Sea Girt Nj, called the Yankee Clipper... Got a chance to meet the Scooter though...

worst job was the same job...god i hated it...


Best job for me was being a crap dealer out in vegas... had alot of fun

[TwoTonTony]

best job was working at CT Dragway....we waved the cars to the starting line.....loud but fun!!!

[savage1]

My first real job was at age 16 and was mowing lawns for the city along with other kids my age during summer months at such wonderful places as city cemeteries;no power mowers back around 1960-you just followed the next kid and picked up where his mower didn't reach;job paid $58 a week, and back then for a kid it was a fortune!
Worst job was several years later also in the summer months helping to pave driveways for a private contractor;my mom and I laugh to this day as to how filthy I used to get during that year.

[molta02]

first and worst was being a dishwasher. it was dirty, tiring and freaking nasty

[bover1]

Banging Jc's Mom Without A Blindfold......

[bover1]

Banging Jc's Mom Without A Blindfold......

[jcindaville]

Same as the Lovedoc, first and worst

[jcindaville]

What did you crack yourself up Next time remember it

[savage1]

Perhaps there should be a corollary thread which instead of asking what was your first job and your worst job would ask what/when was your FIRST BLOW job and the same for for your WORST Blow job.
I am sure Knowlez/the Herbster might have some insights into this.

[Blackbeard]

my first & absolute worst job was delivering newspapers. They would deliver this huge pile of papers on saturday sunday and I had to put the sections together and get a ride from my dad, because they were too heavy to bike. on weekdays I would deliver on the bike & atempt to collect payment, and get laughed at, ignored, lied to etc... & generally screwed over, and made no money, because I had to pay for the papers and If I didnt collect from the people, the paper place kept billing me, a 12 year old! it was a freakin 4 week nightmare

[jcindaville]

My first job was a blow job to some old dude for 50 cents

My worst job was getting my ass stuffed from some long dicked latino dude for a happy meal. I was real hungry

Signed

Bover

[jcindaville]

my first & absolute worst job was delivering newspapers. They would deliver this huge pile of papers on saturday sunday and I had to put the sections together and get a ride from my dad, because they were too heavy to bike. on weekdays I would deliver on the bike & atempt to collect payment, and get laughed at, ignored, lied to etc... & generally screwed over, and made no money, because I had to pay for the papers and If I didnt collect from the people, the paper place kept billing me, a 12 year old! it was a freakin 4 week nightmare

When it comes to jobs, you are not lucky are you

[tkim11]

First job = McDonalds. Lied about being 16 when really I was 14. They didnt check for work permit, they would have been in big trouble.

Worst Job = Working at a kennel. Fucking dirty ass place. Never leave your dogs at a kennel, people who are supposed to provide care dont give a fuck about your animals.