JC - Where do you go in Louisville for fun?

[shoeman530]

I'll be there for three or four nights at the end of the month and need to know some good spots to hit.

[BettorsChat]

Up Bovers rear

Signed,
JC

[shoeman530]

I was wondering why I didn't get a quick response from him. He and Bover are getting too close...

[The Lovedoc]

Shoeman, we would be 1st to welcome you to louisville and cant wait to hang out with you...



Regards,

Rednecks

[10DimeBry]

shoeman,

we are looking forward to seeing you when you come to louisville.

sincerely,

cowboy boots
pickup trucks
bad breath
flannel shirts
mud
grits
barbaro
poverty
double wides
lawn furniture
skoal
tractors
moonshine
3 legged dogs
outhouses
wife beater tee shirts
hay stacks
cow crossing signs
body odor
dirt roads
barns
truck stops
jim beam
red man tobacco
inbreeding
the klan

[jcindaville]

shoeman,

we are looking forward to seeing you when you come to louisville.

sincerely,

cowboy boots
pickup trucks
bad breath
flannel shirts
mud
grits
barbaro
poverty
double wides
lawn furniture
skoal
tractors
moonshine
3 legged dogs
outhouses
wife beater tee shirts
hay stacks
cow crossing signs
body odor
dirt roads
barns
truck stops
jim beam
red man tobacco
inbreeding
the klan

Louisville is not like any of that you pole inhaler. Now outside the city, thats a different story. Shoe, If Churchill is open that makes for a great time.
What is bringing you to Louisville?

[Lsufan]

Shoeman

I'll be there for three or four nights at the end of the month and need to know some good spots to hit.

JC's wife is great, but very expensive

[10DimeBry]

Louisville is not like any of that you pole inhaler. Now outside the city, thats a different story. Shoe, If Churchill is open that makes for a great time.
What is bringing you to Louisville?

JC,


i can tell you what definately isnt bring me to l'ville

hot chicks
clean air
clean streets
intelligence
indoor plumbing
electricity
a full set of teeth
healthy people


as from what i've heard none of these things are in l'ville

Signed,

shoeman

[Lsufan]

Shoeman

Just in case you decide to stay and live in Kentucky, I got this State Application for you ....

Signed,

JC


STATE OF KENTUCKY RESIDENCY APPLICATION

Name: ________________
(last)
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right


Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed


Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet


Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)


Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

__ Total number of vehicles you own
__ Number of vehicles that still crank
__ Number of vehicles in front yard
__ Number of vehicles in back yard
__ Number of vehicles on cement blocks


Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed


Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_


Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera ******
(_) Rifle and Shotgun


___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO


How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable


Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A


Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man


How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know

[Lsufan]

Hey Guys ....

Check out the new license plates for Kentucky ...

Signed,

JC

[Lsufan]

Shoeman

Just in case you bring your laptop, or use a computer here in Kentucky, I want to give you a "heads-up" on our Error Messages we have here .....

Signed,

JC

[jcindaville]

Laugh it up douch bags.

Churchill Downs
Ceaser Casino Boat
Louisville Slugger Museum
Frasier Historical Arms Museum
Muhammad Ali Center

Let me know what your interested in and i will try and be helpful, unlike these clowns trashing this wonderful state.

[meaiken]

Just in case you decide to stay and live in Kentucky, I got this State Application for you ....

Signed,

JC


STATE OF KENTUCKY RESIDENCY APPLICATION

Name: ________________
(last)
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right


Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed


Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet


Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)


Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

__ Total number of vehicles you own
__ Number of vehicles that still crank
__ Number of vehicles in front yard
__ Number of vehicles in back yard
__ Number of vehicles on cement blocks


Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed


Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_


Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera ******
(_) Rifle and Shotgun


___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO


How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable


Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A


Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man


How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know

You Know, there's Blonde jokes, fat jokes, ugly jokes, sick jokes, black jokes,ethnic jokes, dirty jokes....

But nothing is funnier than a good hick joke.

[jcindaville]

You Know, there's Blonde jokes, fat jokes, ugly jokes, sick jokes, black jokes,ethnic jokes, dirty jokes....

But nothing is funnier than a good hick joke.

Eat me Adam