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Men are happier people
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> Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
> creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
> plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
> be President.
You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't
cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
> tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
> your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
> thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
> be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs
> of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see
wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave
your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually
hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear
shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket
knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> minutes.
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> No wonder men are happier!
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> Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
> creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
> plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
> be President.
You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station
restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same
work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't
cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
> tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
> your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
> thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
> be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs
> of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see
wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave
your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually
hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear
shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket
knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> minutes.
>
> No wonder men are happier!
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