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    Farmer John



    John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several

    hundred young layers (hens, called pullets) and eight or ten roosters

    whose job was to fertilize the eggs.



    The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went

    into the soup pot and was replaced.



    That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells

    and attached them to his roosters.



    Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance

    which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out

    an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.



    The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen

    he was old. On this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell

    hadn't rung at all!



    John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets,

    bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for

    cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak so

    it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to

    the next one.



    John was so proud of Butch he entered him in the county fair, and

    Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.



    The result...The judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize", they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.



    Clearly Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a

    politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted

    awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
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