Subject: D.C Hall of Fame Nominee?
Dear Friends and Relatives:
I have the distinguished honor of being on the
committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of
George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him
on Mt. Rushmore, until we discovered there was
not enough room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of George in the
Washington, D. C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a
quandary as to where the statue should be placed.
It was not proper to place it beside the statue of
George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside
Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since
George could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher
Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all.
He left not knowing where he was going, and
when he got there he did not know where he was.
He returned not knowing where he had been, and
did it all on someone else's money.
Thank you. George W. Bush Monument. Committee
P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
Dear Friends and Relatives:
I have the distinguished honor of being on the
committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of
George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him
on Mt. Rushmore, until we discovered there was
not enough room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of George in the
Washington, D. C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a
quandary as to where the statue should be placed.
It was not proper to place it beside the statue of
George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside
Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since
George could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher
Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all.
He left not knowing where he was going, and
when he got there he did not know where he was.
He returned not knowing where he had been, and
did it all on someone else's money.
Thank you. George W. Bush Monument. Committee
P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
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