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  • A Little Humor For The Late Night Gang

    WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter (about a quart) of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 2.2 pounds of E. coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 2 pounds of Shit every year from drinking water.

    However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. And alcohol itself is used to kill bacteria.

    WATER = Shit

    RUM,WHISKEY, GIN & WINE = HEALTH

    Free yourself from Shit, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink wine and talk Shit than to drink water and be full of Shit.
    Today I will be Happier than a Bird with a French Fry

  • #2
    I agree 100%!!!!
    NFL RECORD 16-14-0 + 1UNITS

    College Basketball 8-3-0 + 5 Units

    College Football 6-6-1 -4 Units

    NBA Basketball 11-12-0 -3 Units

    NHL 1-1-0 + 0 Units

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    • #3
      Kbsooner and Meg must be 100% bacteria free.
      "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
      is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Lsufan
        Kbsooner and Meg must be 100% bacteria free.

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        • #5
          Oh shit. Maybe that's the reason for my explosive bowel movements.
          NFL Kruise
          2-2*

          *updated as of 9/9

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