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    Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking through the woods.
    > All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a
    small cave.
    > "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and listened closely
    until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off
    his clothes and ran into the cave.
    >
    > The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was
    all about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No,
    It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they
    holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer
    back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us."
    >
    > Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to
    the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately,
    there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"from deep inside.
    > He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
    >
    > The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and
    then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of
    the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!
    > It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really
    big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and
    hollered with all his might
    > "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
    >
    > Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
    > "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
    > With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the
    cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
    >
    > The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....
    >
    > (Get ready, this will kill ya),
    >
    >
    >















    > NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
    >

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