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Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!
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>A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
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>Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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>I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
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>Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
>Government.
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>We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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>The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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>And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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>Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
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>So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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>Later that night,he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
>check on him.
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>He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
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>So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
>Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
>locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the
nanny.
>He gives up and goes back to bed.
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>The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I
>understand the concept of politics now. "
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>The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
>politics is all about."
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>The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class
>while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the
>Future is in deep shit."
>
>A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
>
>Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
>
>I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
>
>Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
>Government.
>
>We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
>
>The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
>
>And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
>
>Now think about that and see if it makes sense."
>
>So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
>
>Later that night,he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
>check on him.
>
>He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
>
>So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
>Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
>locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the
nanny.
>He gives up and goes back to bed.
>
>The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I
>understand the concept of politics now. "
>
>The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
>politics is all about."
>
>The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class
>while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the
>Future is in deep shit."
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