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    Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

    (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

    Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

    In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

    "I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

    The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

    "Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

    The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

    In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

    Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

    "This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

    Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

    "There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

    Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

    The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

    "The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

  • #2
    I will be gone for the rest of the day. I have to post this message on every telephone pole in town!!!
    "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
    is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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    • #3
      That is so great, I'll be sure to have my wife read it
      Questions, comments, complaints:
      [email protected]

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      • #4
        I have a bridge in California.........

        So which one of the following is the active ingredient in semen? Fructose? Salt? Trace metal ions? Sperm? Amines? Mostly organic with a little inorganic, this is all semen is made of.......

        Scientist have been working on a cure for cancer for over 40 years now, trying things as simple as bleach and gasoline to as complex as redox, AB chem, and wittig SN2 reactions...........Semen, LOL.

        ~~~ Tigger

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        • #5
          You can read it for yourself:

          just search and you can find this if you need it.....
          http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp

          Composition of Semen (def):
          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen

          ~~~ Tigger

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          • #6
            Originally posted by jcindaville
            That is so great, I'll be sure to have my wife read it
            MAKE SURE U LET YOUR BOYFRIEND SERGIO KNOW JC THAT U WANT 2 GIVE HIM HEAD EVERYDAY CUZ U DONT WANT 2 GET CANCER IN YOUR BITCH TITS......
            MY MEAT IN THE HOT DESERT.......

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            • #7
              Wow Tigger you KNOW alot about semen
              Questions, comments, complaints:
              [email protected]

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Tigger
                So which one of the following is the active ingredient in semen? Fructose? Salt? Trace metal ions? Sperm? Amines? Mostly organic with a little inorganic, this is all semen is made of.......

                Scientist have been working on a cure for cancer for over 40 years now, trying things as simple as bleach and gasoline to as complex as redox, AB chem, and wittig SN2 reactions...........Semen, LOL.

                ~~~ Tigger
                You sure know how to bust a man's dreams
                "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
                is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by bover1
                  MAKE SURE U LET YOUR BOYFRIEND SERGIO KNOW JC THAT U WANT 2 GIVE HIM HEAD EVERYDAY CUZ U DONT WANT 2 GET CANCER IN YOUR BITCH TITS......

                  Fuck you fag
                  Questions, comments, complaints:
                  [email protected]

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by jcindaville
                    Fuck you fag
                    ............IWANT 2 BANG TAYLOR SO BAD...........
                    MY MEAT IN THE HOT DESERT.......

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lsufan
                      You sure know how to bust a man's dreams
                      Hahahhaa, you want to dream Jimmy.....

                      Solve cold fusion, perpectual motion, the theory of black-body radiation (started the quantum mechanic era), the efficiency complex, or super conductivity.......

                      AND YOU'LL GET ALL THE FELLATIO YOU WANT! (that is if G.E., IBM, or Shell doesn't already have a hitman out on your head.)

                      ~~~ Tigger

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by jcindaville
                        Wow Tigger you KNOW alot about semen
                        Yeah, I did my own little experiment by asking your mom, "what's it taste like?" each time....... Bwahahahahaaa!!!

                        (j'k buddy)
                        ~~~ Tigger

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by bover1
                          ............IWANT 2 BANG TAYLOR SO BAD...........

                          I think half the planet has been thru that ass. That chick could take my arm up to the elbow in her bunghole
                          Questions, comments, complaints:
                          [email protected]

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by jcindaville
                            I think half the planet has been thru that ass. That chick could take my arm up to the elbow in her bunghole
                            WHAT A GOOD GIRL...............OH YEA
                            MY MEAT IN THE HOT DESERT.......

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                            • #15
                              How do you get invloved in that research program. I'll volunteer myself to work with some NC State co-ed!

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