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Body: What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
You can drop her off anywhere.
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What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
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Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.
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How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
It isn't hard.
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How can you piss off your wife while making love?
Call her from your cell phone.
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What's the down side to a threesome?
You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.
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How do you know you're really ugly?
Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg
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Why are hurricanes named after women?
Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
Body: What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
You can drop her off anywhere.
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What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
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Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.
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How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
It isn't hard.
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How can you piss off your wife while making love?
Call her from your cell phone.
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What's the down side to a threesome?
You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.
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How do you know you're really ugly?
Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg
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Why are hurricanes named after women?
Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
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