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    HardyHarHar
    Body: What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

    You can drop her off anywhere.
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    What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

    Outlaws are wanted.

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    What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?

    Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.

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    Where does virgin wool come from?

    Ugly sheep.

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    How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?

    It isn't hard.

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    How can you piss off your wife while making love?

    Call her from your cell phone.

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    What's the down side to a threesome?

    You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.

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    How do you know you're really ugly?

    Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg

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    Why are hurricanes named after women?

    Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.

  • #2
    Originally posted by swghost
    Where does virgin wool come from?

    Ugly sheep.
    There's no such thing as a virgin sheep ... Bover has tapped them all.
    "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
    is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Lsufan
      There's no such thing as a virgin sheep ... Bover has tapped them all.
      bwahahahahahahaha

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Lsufan
        There's no such thing as a virgin sheep ... Bover has tapped them all.
        hahahahahaha So True

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        • #5
          Fuck U Pillow Biters..................
          MY MEAT IN THE HOT DESERT.......

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