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*A man was called in for an audit by the IRS. So, he asked his
> accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your worst clothing
> and an old pair of shoes. Let them think you are a pauper," the
> accountant replied.
>
> He then asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite
> advice: "Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your best suit and
> an expensive tie."
>
> Confused, the man went to his Parish Priest who would surely know
> the correct answer. He told him of the
> conflicting advice he had received, and asked what he should do.
>
> "Let me tell you a story," replied the Priest. "A woman, about to
> be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night.
> Her mother advised, "Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that
> goes right up to your neck and wool socks." But when the woman
> asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice: "Wear your
> sexiest negligee, with a V-neck right down to your navel.'"
>
> The man did not understand. "But, Father, what does all this have
> to do with my problem with the IRS?"
>
> "It doesn't matter what you wear," replied the Priest, *
> *"You're going to get screwed."*
> accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your worst clothing
> and an old pair of shoes. Let them think you are a pauper," the
> accountant replied.
>
> He then asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite
> advice: "Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your best suit and
> an expensive tie."
>
> Confused, the man went to his Parish Priest who would surely know
> the correct answer. He told him of the
> conflicting advice he had received, and asked what he should do.
>
> "Let me tell you a story," replied the Priest. "A woman, about to
> be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night.
> Her mother advised, "Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that
> goes right up to your neck and wool socks." But when the woman
> asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice: "Wear your
> sexiest negligee, with a V-neck right down to your navel.'"
>
> The man did not understand. "But, Father, what does all this have
> to do with my problem with the IRS?"
>
> "It doesn't matter what you wear," replied the Priest, *
> *"You're going to get screwed."*
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