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    *A man was called in for an audit by the IRS. So, he asked his
    > accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your worst clothing
    > and an old pair of shoes. Let them think you are a pauper," the
    > accountant replied.
    >
    > He then asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite
    > advice: "Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your best suit and
    > an expensive tie."
    >
    > Confused, the man went to his Parish Priest who would surely know
    > the correct answer. He told him of the
    > conflicting advice he had received, and asked what he should do.
    >
    > "Let me tell you a story," replied the Priest. "A woman, about to
    > be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night.
    > Her mother advised, "Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that
    > goes right up to your neck and wool socks." But when the woman
    > asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice: "Wear your
    > sexiest negligee, with a V-neck right down to your navel.'"
    >
    > The man did not understand. "But, Father, what does all this have
    > to do with my problem with the IRS?"
    >
    > "It doesn't matter what you wear," replied the Priest, *
    > *"You're going to get screwed."*

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    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that is the truth
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    • #3
      that's a good one

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