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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough enough.
It takes up a lot of your time.
And what do you get at the end of it?
Death.
What's that suppose to be, a bonus?!
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
Listen to how it should be in MY opinion.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, and let's get THAT out
of the way.
Next you wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then,
on your first day back to work, you get a gold watch!
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything that
moves - you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
Then you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9
months of your life floating peacefully with luxuries like central
heating, spa, room service on tap, larger living quarters everyday, and
then you finish off as an ORGASM!
I mean, life is tough enough.
It takes up a lot of your time.
And what do you get at the end of it?
Death.
What's that suppose to be, a bonus?!
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
Listen to how it should be in MY opinion.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, and let's get THAT out
of the way.
Next you wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then,
on your first day back to work, you get a gold watch!
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything that
moves - you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
Then you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9
months of your life floating peacefully with luxuries like central
heating, spa, room service on tap, larger living quarters everyday, and
then you finish off as an ORGASM!
It's always noon somewhere! 
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