New pharmaceutical names for Viagra

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>In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic
>name.
>For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
>acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is also called
>amoxicillin and
>Advil is also called ibuprofen.
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>The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
>consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that
>it has
>settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
>Mycoxafailin, Mydixadud, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and, of
>course, Ibepokin.
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>Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
>form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
>use
>as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a
>stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
>gives new
>meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just a good
>old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
>name of "MOUNT &
>DO."
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. . . and so it goes . . .

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