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Spark & Mrs. Spark
One day Spark and Mrs. Spark were out for a walk in their neighborhood when Spark turns to his wife and says, "Damn honey, you have a big ass." Mrs. Spark just ignored him. A few seconds later Spark says, "Did you hear me honey? You have a big ass." Again, Mrs. Spark just ignored him.
Spark and Mrs. Spark returned home and were in their back yard when Spark says to Mrs. Spark, "I bet your ass is bigger than our BBQ pit." Spark goes and gets a tape measure and measures Mrs. Spark's ass. He then measures the BBQ pit then says, "I was right. You ass is 2 inches bigger than the BBQ pit."
Later that night, while both were lying in bed, Spark is beginning to feel a little "frisky." Spark starts to rub Mrs. Spark's back, but she moves away from him. Spark then tries to rub on Mrs. Spark's legs, but again Mrs. Spark moves away.
Spark then says, "What's wrong honey?"
Mrs. Spark replies, "If you think I'm gonna fire up this big ass BBQ pit for that little wiener, you got another thing coming."
Spark and Mrs. Spark returned home and were in their back yard when Spark says to Mrs. Spark, "I bet your ass is bigger than our BBQ pit." Spark goes and gets a tape measure and measures Mrs. Spark's ass. He then measures the BBQ pit then says, "I was right. You ass is 2 inches bigger than the BBQ pit."
Later that night, while both were lying in bed, Spark is beginning to feel a little "frisky." Spark starts to rub Mrs. Spark's back, but she moves away from him. Spark then tries to rub on Mrs. Spark's legs, but again Mrs. Spark moves away.
Spark then says, "What's wrong honey?"
Mrs. Spark replies, "If you think I'm gonna fire up this big ass BBQ pit for that little wiener, you got another thing coming."
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