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    One day Spark and Mrs. Spark were out for a walk in their neighborhood when Spark turns to his wife and says, "Damn honey, you have a big ass." Mrs. Spark just ignored him. A few seconds later Spark says, "Did you hear me honey? You have a big ass." Again, Mrs. Spark just ignored him.

    Spark and Mrs. Spark returned home and were in their back yard when Spark says to Mrs. Spark, "I bet your ass is bigger than our BBQ pit." Spark goes and gets a tape measure and measures Mrs. Spark's ass. He then measures the BBQ pit then says, "I was right. You ass is 2 inches bigger than the BBQ pit."

    Later that night, while both were lying in bed, Spark is beginning to feel a little "frisky." Spark starts to rub Mrs. Spark's back, but she moves away from him. Spark then tries to rub on Mrs. Spark's legs, but again Mrs. Spark moves away.

    Spark then says, "What's wrong honey?"

    Mrs. Spark replies, "If you think I'm gonna fire up this big ass BBQ pit for that little wiener, you got another thing coming."

    "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
    is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

  • #2
    spark only wanted to fire 2 inches of fury on her
    rjeremy for my accounts manager/i love how he keeps numbers

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    • #3
      hahahahaha Very Good buddy

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Spark
        hahahahaha Very Good buddy
        Mrs. Spark should love that one
        "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
        is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lsufan
          Mrs. Spark should love that one
          Mrs Spark as in Meg?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by longnex
            Mrs Spark as in Meg?

            they are 1 in the same
            2013 NCAA POD Record

            8-3ATS +3.80 units

            2013 NFL POD Record

            1-2 ATS -4.50 units

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