Spark

[CoverBoy]

I found a company that will ship you cases of " Depends " for half price.

I told them you are a VOLUME CUSTOMER

Email me for the details.

It will save you a fortune

Your Pal ,

-cb

[Spark]

I found a company that will ship you cases of " Depends " for half price.

I told them you are a VOLUME CUSTOMER

Email me for the details.

It will save you a fortune

Your Pal ,

-cb

[Lsufan]

Very thoughtful of you CB. Always looking out for the best for others ... You're a true friend.

[CoverBoy]

Always taking care of loved ones Jimmy .... Always !

That's what I'm all about.

[vinnyvegas]

Lmao

[jcindaville]

Always taking care of loved ones Jimmy .... Always !

That's what I'm all about.

You guys are brutal on a fella

[Spark]

You guys are brutal on a fella

Tell Him jc ... every fvkin day i get these threads ... and I am getting tired of this shit!!

hahahaha assholes

[CoverBoy]

Dear Spark

Never once have I ever made fun of the fact that you piss your pants a lot.

Everyone makes fun of you except me ... And I'm the only one who tries to help you by cutting you a discount rate on adult diapers .

And now you're mad at me ?

You should thank your personal God for a friend like me ... always looking out for you and your best interests ( Just ask Jimmy ... he knows !!! )


REMEMBER that time at The Cubs game ? When you peed and crapped your shorts so bad you cleared out half the Mezzanine level ?

WHO came to your rescue by hand feeding you all those hot dogs just so it would take your mind off things ?

ME THAT'S WHO


SO ... you're unable to get to a bathroom before you begin urinating and having a good crap.

Don't be embarrassed by your condition ... EMBRACE IT !!!


PS ... just make the checks payable to " Coverboy Personal Hygiene Supply Company Inc , LLC , PC , Ltd. "

For the memo on the bottom left of the check, write :

" Sparks diapers because I can't pee like any normal person "


PPS ... I'll get you a tax break because that's the kind of friend I am !!!


PPPS ... Will you be requiring weekly shipment or DAILY ? Start off with weekly .... I'll provide you with more than enough to tie you over ... Again , that's the kind of friend I am.


You never have to thank me Spark ... that's what buddies are for.



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[Spark]

Gee Neil Thanks .. I did forget about those times .. You really are a great pal ...

[CoverBoy]

Spark

So are you Buddy

You're the Best

Love You Pal


I saw Mrs. Manicotti the other night and thought of you . She sung " Sorrento "

" Vide mare cuando bello "

hahahahahaha


I bet Vinnie B knows the words. We gotta ask him to send them to us.


You must be a regular riot around that water cooler ... hahahah

[bover1]

This Has 2 Stop With Spark..............oh Nevermind Bwhahahahahahaha...........

[Meg30]

Neil why don't you send that discount over my way since i do all his shopping for him now anyway since he's bedridden

[Spark]

Neil why don't you send that discount over my way since i do all his shopping for him now anyway since he's bedridden

You wish I was bed-ridden

[CoverBoy]

Meg

I didn't know you are Spark's health care provider. I'm jealous now.

That Lucky SOB

Must be a full time job.

Sure I'll send it your way.

In fact I'll throw in a cholestomy bag ( or 20 ) ... no "Cover Charge " ... Christ I'm clever !!!!

Please take good care of our beloved mod.

-N

[Meg30]

I didn't know you are Spark's health care provider. I'm jealous now.

That Lucky SOB

Must be a full time job.

Sure I'll send it your way.

In fact I'll throw in a cholestomy bag ( or 20 ) ... no "Cover Charge " ... Christ I'm clever !!!!

Please take good care of our beloved mod.

-N

ok ok truth be told...there has been a rumor flying around that i live in sparks basement...i must confess the rumor is true and it's because i am his health care provider..there you all know now