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    Philadelphia (PA) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Philadelphia Pa
    courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have
    custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the
    judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law
    and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the best degree
    possible.
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    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than
    his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then
    suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also
    beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
    that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
    the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of
    him.
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    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare
    officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Philadelphia Eagles, whom
    the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
    >
    Scranton

  • #2
    Bwahahahahahaha

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    • #3
      This one has been posted here before ..............

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      • #4
        Soory, Wayne...thought I would pass it on....
        Scranton

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        • #5
          That Joke Is The Best

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          • #6
            Greatest joke ever!
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            • #7
              Originally posted by ScrantonKid
              Soory, Wayne...thought I would pass it on....

              That was terrible! Fuck off you won the Super Bowl now show some class!
              You can live with one lung

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              • #8
                You will not be laughing when TO ruins the big D locker room
                Am I the longest tenured BC member?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BorgataRob
                  That was terrible! Fuck off you won the Super Bowl now show some class!
                  Huh???

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                  • #10
                    Just don't see the necessity for STEELER fans to talk shit on the EAGLES .Most Philly fans have tremendous respect for the Steelers and the Rooney family.We have one bad year and all the jokes come out!
                    You can live with one lung

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by BorgataRob
                      Just don't see the necessity for STEELER fans to talk shit on the EAGLES .Most Philly fans have tremendous respect for the Steelers and the Rooney family.We have one bad year and all the jokes come out!

                      You are exactly right.....It's a JOKE.....CHILL OUT BUDDY!
                      It's always noon somewhere!

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                      • #12
                        Griff,Just sick of the dumb eagles jokes!Im chill.I hate Duke too by the way. JJ redick that Pussy!
                        You can live with one lung

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