An elderly Chicago cowhand went to the local drug store and asked the
> pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.
> The pharmacist asked "How many?"
> Spark replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into
> four pieces."
> The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you
> through sex."
> The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old, and I don't even
> think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so
I don't pee on my new boots."
> pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.
> The pharmacist asked "How many?"
> Spark replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into
> four pieces."
> The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you
> through sex."
> The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old, and I don't even
> think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so
I don't pee on my new boots."
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