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Got one good joke to help ease the pain of a losing day.
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into
> a
> house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. **
>
> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the
> girl
> to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and
> goes
> into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
>
> "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He
> probably
> spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how
> he
> kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
> whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
> This
> guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be
> strong,
> honey. I love you."
>
> To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
> whispering in
> my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if
> we had
> any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I
> love you
> too!!"
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into
> a
> house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. **
>
> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the
> girl
> to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and
> goes
> into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
>
> "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He
> probably
> spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how
> he
> kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
> whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
> This
> guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be
> strong,
> honey. I love you."
>
> To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
> whispering in
> my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if
> we had
> any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I
> love you
> too!!"
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