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    How to make a woman happy
    >It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
    >
    >1. a friend
    >2. a companion
    >3. a lover
    >4. a brother
    >5. a father
    >6. a master
    >7. a chef
    >8. an electrician
    >9. a carpenter
    >10. a plumber
    >11. a mechanic
    >12. a decorator
    >13. a stylist
    >14. a sexologist
    >15. a gynecologist
    >16. a psychologist
    >17. a pest exterminator
    >18. a psychiatrist
    >19. a healer
    >20. a good listener
    >21. an organizer
    >22. a good father
    >
    >23. very clean
    >24. sympathetic
    >25. athletic
    >26. warm
    >27. attentive
    >28. gallant
    >29. intelligent
    >30. funny
    >31. creative
    >32. tender
    >33. strong
    >34. understanding
    >35. tolerant
    >36. prudent
    >37. ambitious
    >38. capable
    >39. courageous
    >40. determined
    >41. true
    >42. dependable
    >43. passionate
    >
    >WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
    >44. give her compliments regularly
    >45. love shopping
    >46. be honest (white lies okay)
    >47. be very rich
    >48. not stress her out
    >49. not look at other girls
    >
    >AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
    >50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    >51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    >52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
    >
    >IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
    >53. to never forget:
    >
    >* birthdays
    >* anniversaries
    >* arrangements she makes
    >
    >
    >HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
    >
    >1. Feed him
    >2. Fuck him
    >3. and Shut the fuck up.

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    No wonder my GF is never happy with me
    Good Luck to everyone
    Adam

    Richie: [after Gus hits a homerun] Wow and he did it without steroids.
    Clark: What's steroids?
    Richie: Something that makes your pee-pee smaller.
    Clark: There must be steroids in macaroni!

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