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    > >> >>
    > >> >> My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over
    > >> >> a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
    > >> >> only one little thing bothering me. It was her
    > >> >> beautiful younger sister.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
    > >> >> tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One
    > >> >> day "little" sister called and asked me to come over
    > >> >> to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when
    > >> >> I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
    > >> >> feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
    > >> >> overcome.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
    > >> >> once before I got married and committed my life to her
    > >> >> sister.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
    > >> >> She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
    > >> >> you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
    > >> >> me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
    > >> >> her go up the stairs.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
    > >> >> and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
    > >> >> for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
    > >> >> to the front door.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
    > >> >> outside, all clapping!
    > >> >>
    > >> >> With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
    > >> >> me and said, we are very happy that you have passed
    > >> >> our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man
    > >> >> for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
    > >> >>
    > >> >> And the moral of this story is:




















    > >> >>
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Always keep your condoms in your car........

  • #2
    That was a good one!

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    • #3
      Great story!

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      • #4
        Nice One!!!
        Best of Luck Everyone

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