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> > A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming,
> > goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
> > The doctor comes back and says, ""I am not going to
> > beat around the bush, You have AIDS."" The cowboy
> > tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, ""Doc,
> > what can I do?"" The doctor says, ""I want you to go
> > home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of
> > cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,
> > 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2
> > box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon
> > of prune juice."" The cowboy squares his rugged
> > shoulders and asks, ""Will that cure me, Doc?"" ""No,
> > but it should leave you with a better understanding of
> > what your ass is for.""
> > A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming,
> > goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
> > The doctor comes back and says, ""I am not going to
> > beat around the bush, You have AIDS."" The cowboy
> > tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, ""Doc,
> > what can I do?"" The doctor says, ""I want you to go
> > home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of
> > cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,
> > 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2
> > box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon
> > of prune juice."" The cowboy squares his rugged
> > shoulders and asks, ""Will that cure me, Doc?"" ""No,
> > but it should leave you with a better understanding of
> > what your ass is for.""
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