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  • #1

    Have you ever wondered (my version)

    If your mom gave your dad a blow job right before she kissed you goodnight? Did she swollow and meet a bunch a folks you'll never meet?


    How a dog jumps on another dog and get's it's penis right in. Then starts Banging away without a "wolf, it's nice to meet you"
    Good Luck to everyone
    Adam

    Richie: [after Gus hits a homerun] Wow and he did it without steroids.
    Clark: What's steroids?
    Richie: Something that makes your pee-pee smaller.
    Clark: There must be steroids in macaroni!
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  • #2
    thats weird dude....later
    U-C-O-N-N = Uconn! Uconn! Uconn!

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    • #3
      Wow.....

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      • #4
        hahaha what an imagination you have. id never even thought of a scenerio like that

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        • #5
          It's lines from Songs I last heard 12+ years ago and haven't heard since, only lines I can remember.

          I believe it's a group called Pigs Vomout.
          Good Luck to everyone
          Adam

          Richie: [after Gus hits a homerun] Wow and he did it without steroids.
          Clark: What's steroids?
          Richie: Something that makes your pee-pee smaller.
          Clark: There must be steroids in macaroni!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by meaiken
            It's lines from Songs I last heard 12+ years ago and haven't heard since, only lines I can remember.

            I believe it's a group called Pigs Vomout.


            I've heard it....damn funny song.

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            • #7
              Here's another song by them....



              Artists > Pig Vomit > She Had Her Period
              Submitted by orfdak on September 11, 2002

              She said she loved me
              and that she’d let me in her pants
              I had a healthy boner
              now i had my chance
              she held a secret
              though she denies it to this day
              I got my first taste of love in such a bitter way

              She had her Period
              She had her Period
              Both of us her were screaming
              down my face her blood was streaming
              and it glistened in the dashboard light
              She had her Period -- I was an idiot
              I should of just plunged my appendage
              way down deep into her hemorrage that night

              Went to a drive-in movie
              Love in the backseat of my car
              I was a cunning linguist
              Did I got to far
              Such menstruation
              should be plugged up before it drains
              Did she go without a tampon due to lack of brains?

              She had her Period
              She had her Period
              Just like rain down my face, baby
              Both of us her were screaming
              down my face her blood was streaming
              and it glistened in the dashboard light
              She had her Period - I was an idiot
              I should of just plunged my appendage
              way down deep into her hemorrage that night

              She had her period -- P. E. R. I. O. D.
              She had her period -- how could this happen to me
              Both of us her were screaming
              down my face her blood was streaming
              and it glistened in the dashboard light
              She had her Period - I was an idiot
              I should of just plunged my appendage
              way down deep into her hemorrage that night

              She had her period
              She had her period
              I was an idiot.

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