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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
>over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four
>hour,surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
>partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
>testicles black?"
>
>Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here
>to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse,
>are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals
>from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
>sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis
>in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
>around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong
>with them, Sir."
> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
>Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but... listen very, very
>closely.....
>
>"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
>over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four
>hour,surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a
>partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
>testicles black?"
>
>Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here
>to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse,
>are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals
>from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
>sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis
>in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
>around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong
>with them, Sir."
> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
>Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but... listen very, very
>closely.....
>
>"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
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