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    New Living Will Form

    I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

    Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

    If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

    ______a Bloody Mary,

    ______a Margarita

    ______a Scotch

    ______a Martini

    ______a Vodka and Tonic

    ______a Steak

    ______Lobster or crab legs

    ______The remote control,

    ______a Bowl of ice cream

    ______The sports page,

    ______Chocolate

    ______Sex

    it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

    When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.


    Signature: ___________________________

    Date: ___________________________
    GOOD LUCK ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    If you lose you are a degenerate....If you win you are a handicapper

  • #2
    here here
    NFL Kruise
    2-2*

    *updated as of 9/9

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    • #3
      there there
      "The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice.

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      • #4
        where where
        GOOD LUCK ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!
        If you lose you are a degenerate....If you win you are a handicapper

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        • #5
          BAWHAHAHAHA. CRS, you need to move the sex up closer to the top
          Questions, comments, complaints:
          [email protected]

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          • #6
            lol

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            • #7
              Originally posted by jcindaville
              BAWHAHAHAHA. CRS, you need to move the sex up closer to the top


              I married JC. Enough said?


              GOOD LUCK ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!
              If you lose you are a degenerate....If you win you are a handicapper

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              • #8
                CRS, just got in and I'm LOL. I have a living will but this is much better and it didn't cost me a bundle to have written up.

                Today I will be Happier than a Bird with a French Fry

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by CheCheBoFumbe
                  CRS, just got in and I'm LOL. I have a living will but this is much better and it didn't cost me a bundle to have written up.

                  I got mine off the State Attorney General's website and filled it out. Didn't involve any lawyers. It's a good thing to have if the situation arises. But I do like this form better than the one I filled out.

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