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10 Signs you may have a gambling problem
**TOP 10 SIGNS YOU MAY HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM!!**
10) You replaced all the Monopoly money w/ real money...when playing w/ your 10 year old son.
9) The first thing you do when you wake up in the morning is check the morning lines...before your morning pee.
8) There are 5 games on the board...and you have 10 bets
7) During sex, you scream "GONZAGA!! GONZAGA!!"
6) After sex, you ask your woman, "Did I cover your spread?"
5) The names of your dogs are "Teaser" and "Parlay".
4) Your friends invite you to a game of frisbee football and you ask, "What's the line?"
3) You open a new bank account and ask the bank manager, "Where's my 10% bonus and 10% free play?"
2) The number of your book is on speed dial #1...your wife is #2.
And the number one sign you may have a gambling problem...
1) It's the middle of the workday and you're reading this while waiting for the games to start!
10 Signs you may have a gambling problem
**TOP 10 SIGNS YOU MAY HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM!!**
10) You replaced all the Monopoly money w/ real money...when playing w/ your 10 year old son.
9) The first thing you do when you wake up in the morning is check the morning lines...before your morning pee.
8) There are 5 games on the board...and you have 10 bets
7) During sex, you scream "GONZAGA!! GONZAGA!!"
6) After sex, you ask your woman, "Did I cover your spread?"
5) The names of your dogs are "Teaser" and "Parlay".
4) Your friends invite you to a game of frisbee football and you ask, "What's the line?"
3) You open a new bank account and ask the bank manager, "Where's my 10% bonus and 10% free play?"
2) The number of your book is on speed dial #1...your wife is #2.
And the number one sign you may have a gambling problem...
1) It's the middle of the workday and you're reading this while waiting for the games to start!
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