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  • 10 Signs you have a gambling problem

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    10 Signs you may have a gambling problem
    **TOP 10 SIGNS YOU MAY HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM!!**

    10) You replaced all the Monopoly money w/ real money...when playing w/ your 10 year old son.

    9) The first thing you do when you wake up in the morning is check the morning lines...before your morning pee.

    8) There are 5 games on the board...and you have 10 bets

    7) During sex, you scream "GONZAGA!! GONZAGA!!"

    6) After sex, you ask your woman, "Did I cover your spread?"

    5) The names of your dogs are "Teaser" and "Parlay".

    4) Your friends invite you to a game of frisbee football and you ask, "What's the line?"

    3) You open a new bank account and ask the bank manager, "Where's my 10% bonus and 10% free play?"

    2) The number of your book is on speed dial #1...your wife is #2.

    And the number one sign you may have a gambling problem...

    1) It's the middle of the workday and you're reading this while waiting for the games to start!
    RED LIGHT UP THAT CIGAR

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    "You know you have a gambling problem when u lose money on the movie alien vs. predator"-Dave Attell
    1 = $25

    MLB Posted (as of 4/15) - 20-11 +21.86

    God have mercy on the man who doubts what he's sure of

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