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Spark & The Nurse
Good Morning Buddy!!!
Spark is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from some tests which was just ran on him.
A beautiful student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," Spark mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises Spark's gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir."
Spark pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very
slowly, "Thank you very much!!! That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
Spark is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from some tests which was just ran on him.
A beautiful student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse," Spark mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises Spark's gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir."
Spark pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very
slowly, "Thank you very much!!! That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
It's always noon somewhere! 
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