A cajun walks into a bar

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A Cajun Walks Into A Bar With A Pet Alligator By His Side. He Puts
The
>>alligator Up On The Bar, He Turns To The Astonished Patrons, "i'll
Open
>>this Alligator's Mouth & Place My Privates Inside, Then The Gator
Will
>>close His Mouth For 1 Minute. Then I'll Open His Mouth And Remove My
>>unit Unscathed. In Return For Witnessing This Spectacle, Each Of You
>>will Buy Me A Drink." The Crowd Murmured Its Approval.
>>
>>
>>
>>the Man Stood Up On The Bar, Dropped His Trousers And Placed His
>>genitals In The Gator's Open Mouth. The Gator Closed His Mouth As
The
>>crowd Gasped.
>>
>>
>>
>>after A Minute, The Man Grabbed A Beer Bottle And Smacked The Gator
Hard
>>on The Top Of It's Head. The Gator Opened His Mouth And The Man
Removed
>>his Genitals Unscathed As Promised. The Crowd Cheered And The First
Of
>>his Free Drinks Were Delivered!
>>
>>
>>
>>the Man Stood Up Again And Made Another Offer, "i'll Pay Anyone
$100.00
>>who's Willing To Give It A Try." A Hush Fell Over The Crowd..
>>
>>
>>
>>then A Hand Went Up In The Back Of The Bar.
>>
>>a Blonde Woman Timidly Spoke Up...............
>>
>>
>>
>>"i'll Try It!
>>
>>just Don't Hit Me So Hard With The Beer Bottle"!!!!!!!
>>
>>

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