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Monday's Joke
MONDAY JOKE
A guy goes to the doctor cuz his elbow is hurting
Doctor takes a look at it and tells the man to piss in this cup and he'll run it through the computer
computer spits out a slip of paper that says tennis elbow
the man flips out and decides he needs a 2nd opinion since he doesn't play tennis
next day he visits another doctor
guy walks in to the Dr. office and says " Doc my elbow is killing me and i need a second opinion..can u help me?? "
Doc says sure thing just piss in this cup and i'll have the computer tell us what's wrong
the guy pisses in the cup and a few minutes later the doc comes back and says yep u got tennis elbow!!!
No about this time the guys is so pissed off he figures he'll get a 3rd and final opinion
The next day......
he see another Doctor and again the Doctor tell him to piss in the cup........the guy thinks about it and decides he'll take the cup home
at home he tells his ...wife.. to piss in the cup ...and then his daughter and even his nieghbor..then on top of it he takes the Dip stick out of his car and swirls it around in the cup....to top it off he decides to jerk off in the cup!!!
he then takes it back to the Doc and says here can u please run my sample threw your machine and PLEASE tell me what's wrong with my elbow???
the doc runs it throught the machine and soon sparks are flying the machine over heats...but spits out the results
the doc tells the man to have a seat and listen...impatientlly the man ASKS what's the problem???
DOC says WELL........................................
your wife's been fucking your nieghbor...your duaghter is 5 months pregnant....your car is 2 quarts low on oil...............AND IF YOU DON"T QUIT JERKING OFF YOU'LL NEVER GET RID OF THAT TENNIS ELBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A guy goes to the doctor cuz his elbow is hurting
Doctor takes a look at it and tells the man to piss in this cup and he'll run it through the computer
computer spits out a slip of paper that says tennis elbow
the man flips out and decides he needs a 2nd opinion since he doesn't play tennis
next day he visits another doctor
guy walks in to the Dr. office and says " Doc my elbow is killing me and i need a second opinion..can u help me?? "
Doc says sure thing just piss in this cup and i'll have the computer tell us what's wrong
the guy pisses in the cup and a few minutes later the doc comes back and says yep u got tennis elbow!!!
No about this time the guys is so pissed off he figures he'll get a 3rd and final opinion
The next day......
he see another Doctor and again the Doctor tell him to piss in the cup........the guy thinks about it and decides he'll take the cup home
at home he tells his ...wife.. to piss in the cup ...and then his daughter and even his nieghbor..then on top of it he takes the Dip stick out of his car and swirls it around in the cup....to top it off he decides to jerk off in the cup!!!
he then takes it back to the Doc and says here can u please run my sample threw your machine and PLEASE tell me what's wrong with my elbow???
the doc runs it throught the machine and soon sparks are flying the machine over heats...but spits out the results
the doc tells the man to have a seat and listen...impatientlly the man ASKS what's the problem???
DOC says WELL........................................
your wife's been fucking your nieghbor...your duaghter is 5 months pregnant....your car is 2 quarts low on oil...............AND IF YOU DON"T QUIT JERKING OFF YOU'LL NEVER GET RID OF THAT TENNIS ELBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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