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Stella Awards
It's once again time to review the winners of the annual Stella Awards.**
The Stella's are named after 81 year old Stella Liebeck who spilled
coffee on herself and Successfully sued McDonald 's. That case inspired
the
' Stella Awards' for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United
States
THIS YEAR'S AWARDS GO TO:
5th Place (Tied)*
*
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her
peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running
inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably
surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving toddler was Ms.
Robertson 's son.
5th Place (Tied)*
*
19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses
when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman
apparently did not notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he
was trying to steal the hubcaps.
5th Place (Tied)*
*
Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was leaving a house he had just
finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage
door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He could
not re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage
locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation and Mr. Dickson
found himself locked in the garage for 8 days. He subsisted on a case of
Pepsi he found and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's
insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The Jury
agreed to the tune of $500,000.
4th Place*
*
Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical
expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's
Beagle dog. The Beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard The award
was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been a little
provoked at the time as Mr. Williams, who had climbed over the fence into
the yard, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.
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*3rd Place*
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A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster,
Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx
(tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it
at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier, during an argument.*
*
2nd Place*
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Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a Night Club in a
neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and
knocked out two of her front teeth. This occurred whilst Ms. Walton was
trying to sneak in the window of the Ladies Room to avoid paying the $3.50
cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.
1st Place!!!!!
This year's runaway winner was Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Okla Mr.
Grazinski purchased a brand new Winnebago Motor home. On his trip home from
an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise
control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go into the back and
make himself a cup of coffee.
Not surprisingly the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr.
Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner's manual that he
could not actually do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new
Winnebago Motor home The company actually changed their manuals on the basis
of this suit just in case there were any other complete morons buying their
recreational vehicles.*
The Stella's are named after 81 year old Stella Liebeck who spilled
coffee on herself and Successfully sued McDonald 's. That case inspired
the
' Stella Awards' for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United
States
THIS YEAR'S AWARDS GO TO:
5th Place (Tied)*
*
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her
peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running
inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably
surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving toddler was Ms.
Robertson 's son.
5th Place (Tied)*
*
19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses
when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman
apparently did not notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he
was trying to steal the hubcaps.
5th Place (Tied)*
*
Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was leaving a house he had just
finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage
door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He could
not re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage
locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation and Mr. Dickson
found himself locked in the garage for 8 days. He subsisted on a case of
Pepsi he found and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's
insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The Jury
agreed to the tune of $500,000.
4th Place*
*
Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical
expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's
Beagle dog. The Beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard The award
was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been a little
provoked at the time as Mr. Williams, who had climbed over the fence into
the yard, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.
*
*3rd Place*
*
A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster,
Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx
(tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it
at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier, during an argument.*
*
2nd Place*
*
Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a Night Club in a
neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and
knocked out two of her front teeth. This occurred whilst Ms. Walton was
trying to sneak in the window of the Ladies Room to avoid paying the $3.50
cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.
1st Place!!!!!
This year's runaway winner was Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Okla Mr.
Grazinski purchased a brand new Winnebago Motor home. On his trip home from
an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise
control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go into the back and
make himself a cup of coffee.
Not surprisingly the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr.
Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner's manual that he
could not actually do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new
Winnebago Motor home The company actually changed their manuals on the basis
of this suit just in case there were any other complete morons buying their
recreational vehicles.*
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