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Mothers always know just what to say
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from
his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the
kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a
big sigh, and said, "Mum, I have something to tell you, I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was
about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned
away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay,
doesn't that mean you have oral sex with other men?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled
around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said,
"Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!"
his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the
kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a
big sigh, and said, "Mum, I have something to tell you, I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was
about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned
away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay,
doesn't that mean you have oral sex with other men?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mum, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled
around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said,
"Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!"
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