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A professor at Oklahoma State University was giving a lecture of the
>> supernatural. To get a feel for his class, he asks, "How many people
>> here believe in ghosts?"
>>
>> About 90 students raise their hands.
>>
>> "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
>> do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise
>> their hands.
>>
>> "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
>> here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand.
>>
>> "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
>>
>> "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of
>> you ever made love to a ghost?"
>>
>> Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
>>
>> The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've
>> been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a
>> ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
>>
>> The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make
>> his way up to the podium.
>>
>> When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba,
>> tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
>>
>> Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said "goats."
>>
>> supernatural. To get a feel for his class, he asks, "How many people
>> here believe in ghosts?"
>>
>> About 90 students raise their hands.
>>
>> "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
>> do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise
>> their hands.
>>
>> "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
>> here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand.
>>
>> "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
>>
>> "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of
>> you ever made love to a ghost?"
>>
>> Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
>>
>> The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've
>> been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a
>> ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
>>
>> The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make
>> his way up to the podium.
>>
>> When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba,
>> tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
>>
>> Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said "goats."
>>
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