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Q. What is the differnce between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
Q. What's a Mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother in law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. Whats the difference between a G spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. What do tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. What is the difference between "oooooooooh" and "aaaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q. How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
A. Kick his siter in the jaw.
Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?
A. 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
A. They dont have balls to scratch.
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A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
Q. What's a Mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother in law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. Whats the difference between a G spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. What do tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. What is the difference between "oooooooooh" and "aaaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q. How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
A. Kick his siter in the jaw.
Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?
A. 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
A. They dont have balls to scratch.
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