How to lose $85,000 in two days??? (IDEAS)

[Tigger]

Do any of these and you'll reach your goal:

1) Donate it to Jimmy's presidential race
2) Attend Tulane for 3 semesters
3) Join RJ, BigMike, and Jimmy at Pure in Vegas for a single night
4) Meet a BITCH named Katrina (costed 85,000 and much more)
5) $moke with Wayne for two $traight day$
6) Play the Saints +10 as your NFL GOY
7) Treat 10Dime to lunch
8) Take Jeff and Charlie shopping for "back to school" clothes
9) Date Megna and DC at the same time

~~~ Tigger

[griffey_mojo]

BWHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!1

That's great Tigger!

[TwoTonTony]

1)pay for BIG MIKE's porn rehab for a week!!!
2) pay for can'tstopme psychotherapy for a month or gold plated straightjacket
3) pay for twr's anger management class
4) BUY RJ AND CHUCKIE a team so they can say WE when they win!!!
5) prepay for 1 year subscription to suicide hotline for SFLfins

[Tigger]

Bwaahahahhaaa! Thanks for adding some more in there TTT. I'll be adding on to my list later on tonight, but for now... I have too much to do already.

Everyone is welcome to add ideas as to how to blow.... I mean spend $85,000 in two days

~~~ Tigger

[BigMike]

HAHAHAHAHA you guys are too funny!!!!!!!!

[Spearit]

1) Consume massive quantities of vodka tonics and bet on all the top 10 teams.
2) Bet all the teams that start with an "M"
3) Put the bankroll on every Game of the year or Lock that you see.
4) Let another member in on your account number just after you made your largest deposit.
5) Follow Mighty Quinn with increased chased bets.

[savage1]

Good going guys;its always fun to see light hearted parody.
I wish I could add something to this, but to tell you the truth, you guys are better at this form of humor that I am.

[TwoTonTony]

1) buy RJ a manbag with the steelers logo in diamonds....

[longnex]

1) Buy 100 diffrent services plays for a month for Savage.

[longnex]

1) Buy $85,000 worth of Wayne Root stock for Savage.

[Lsufan]

Do any of these and you'll reach your goal:

3) Join RJ, BigMike, and Jimmy at Pure in Vegas for a single night

This money would probably last a lot longer than 2 days if Mike or RJ handled it.

[Tigger]

How to lose $85,000 in two days??? (cont'd)

1) Purchase two Code Zebra plays from Ty Gaston
2) Purchase a membership to W izz's forum
3) New Orleans Saints season tickets
4) Buy Tat2 a life supply of growth stimulants
5) A hearty contribution to Hi70078's church

~~~ Tigger

[TwoTonTony]

85,000 lap dances at the spearmint rhino for BIGMIKE!!!!

[Hoopsjunkie]

1) follow my plays for a week
2) see above

[SustainDan]

1) Visit the neverland ranch
2) Visit the neverland ranch wearing overalls