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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
> informs
> the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is
> just a head!
> But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and
> compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink.
> Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and
> orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar
> patrons
> looking on curiously and the bartender haking his head in disbelief, the
> boy
> takes his first sip of alcohol.
> Swoooop! A torso pops out!
> The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy.
> The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
> The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
> The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out!
> The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink
> again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
> The bartender ignores the whole affair.
> By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down,
> grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
> Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his
> knees and tearfully thanks God.
> The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to the
> right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck
> runs
> over him and kills him instantly.
>
> The bar falls silent.
>
> The father moans in grief.
>
> The bartender sighs and says...
>
>
>
>
> (wait for it)
>
>
>
> (Are you ready?)
>
>
>
>
>
> (don't hate me)
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "He should have quit while he was a head!"
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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
> informs
> the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is
> just a head!
> But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and
> compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink.
> Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and
> orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar
> patrons
> looking on curiously and the bartender haking his head in disbelief, the
> boy
> takes his first sip of alcohol.
> Swoooop! A torso pops out!
> The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy.
> The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
> The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
> The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pops out!
> The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink
> again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
> The bartender ignores the whole affair.
> By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down,
> grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
> Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his
> knees and tearfully thanks God.
> The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to the
> right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck
> runs
> over him and kills him instantly.
>
> The bar falls silent.
>
> The father moans in grief.
>
> The bartender sighs and says...
>
>
>
>
> (wait for it)
>
>
>
> (Are you ready?)
>
>
>
>
>
> (don't hate me)
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "He should have quit while he was a head!"
>
>
>
>
>