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Detroit Lions Schedule for 06-07
DETROIT LIONS
2006-7 Lions SCHEDULE
September
14................Taft Junior High School
21................Cub Scout Troop #101
28...............Detroit Blind Academy
October
05................Spanish American War Vets
12................Crippled Children's Home
19................Appleton Mental Hospital
26................Girl Scout Troop # 353
November
02..................Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
09.................Depere Boys Choir
16................Korean Amputees
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
08..................Sheboygan Gay Boys Club
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** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
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2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Lions must not hide the football
under their jerseys.
** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all
you Lion fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing
team.
5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or
more, instead of the usual ten yards.
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** NAME CHANGE **
The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they are only
good for one period and have no second string.
** COACHING CHANGES **
Mooch will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but
she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!
2006-7 Lions SCHEDULE
September
14................Taft Junior High School
21................Cub Scout Troop #101
28...............Detroit Blind Academy
October
05................Spanish American War Vets
12................Crippled Children's Home
19................Appleton Mental Hospital
26................Girl Scout Troop # 353
November
02..................Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
09.................Depere Boys Choir
16................Korean Amputees
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
08..................Sheboygan Gay Boys Club
================================
** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
==============================================
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Lions must not hide the football
under their jerseys.
** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all
you Lion fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing
team.
5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or
more, instead of the usual ten yards.
=======================================
** NAME CHANGE **
The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they are only
good for one period and have no second string.
** COACHING CHANGES **
Mooch will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but
she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!
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