Italian Boy at confession (Joke

[BigMike]

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose
> > woman. The priest ask, "Is that you, little ****** Parisi?
> > Yes, Father it is.
> > And who was the woman you were with?
> > I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
> > Well, ******, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or
> > later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
> > I cannot say.
> > Was it Teresa Volpe?
> > I'll never tell.
> > Was it Nina Capeli?
> > I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
> > Was it Cathy Piriano?
> > My lips are sealed.
> > Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
> > Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
> > The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, ******
> > Parisi and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot attend church services for 4 months.
> > Now you go and behave yourself.
> >
> > ****** walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino
> > slides over and whispers, What'd you get?
> >
> > Four months vacation and five good leads...

[slipperytrout]

That's good shit!!!!!!!!!!

[keawe]

A joke?....I think it's a hot tip!!!.Now only if I was 16 again and accually went to church!!!!!!!
...........thanks for the laughs Mike!!!

[griffey_mojo]

BWHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Thats great!

[RJeremy]

hahahahaha. That's funny

[CoverBoy]

Good One Mike

[Pitt37]

Nice!!!