Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

#1 Chuck Norris Fact Of All Time

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #1 Chuck Norris Fact Of All Time

    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    2007 BCS and 2009 BCS CHAMPS
    2006 & 2007 NCAA MENS BASKETBALL CHAMPS
    2008 & 2010 RAYS BASEBALL AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPS

  • #2
    Bwahahahaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!


    Comment


    • #3
      Originally posted by bhs4life
      Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
      My buddy was telling me about this chuck norris email floating around, but he keeps forgetting to send it to me. Does anyone have this email, and if so, would they post it? It is funny as shit apparently, and I would like to read it!!!

      Comment


      • #4
        Originally posted by MarkLemke
        My buddy was telling me about this chuck norris email floating around, but he keeps forgetting to send it to me. Does anyone have this email, and if so, would they post it? It is funny as shit apparently, and I would like to read it!!!
        MARK SEE THE OTHER CHUCK NORRIS THREAD. IT HAS ALL FROM E-MAIL AND MORE
        2007 BCS and 2009 BCS CHAMPS
        2006 & 2007 NCAA MENS BASKETBALL CHAMPS
        2008 & 2010 RAYS BASEBALL AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPS

        Comment


        • #5
          I am a fucking impatient idiot!!!!!

          Comment


          • #6
            Thanks!!!

            Comment


            • #7
              Originally posted by bhs4life
              Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

              anybody watch the world series of poker !!!!Who was the guy that said something about playing poker with the devil!!!!I think he was hospitalized shortly after!!!!
              NFL RECORD 16-14-0 + 1UNITS

              College Basketball 8-3-0 + 5 Units

              College Football 6-6-1 -4 Units

              NBA Basketball 11-12-0 -3 Units

              NHL 1-1-0 + 0 Units

              Comment


              • #8
                Theres a Mr. T one going around also its pretty good, ill post them later but heres my fave

                Mr T is allergic to doorknobs thats why he can only kick through doors!

                Comment

                Working...
                X