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Joke for Tuesday got me thinking about that one:
A little boy about 8 years old dragging a dead frog behind on a string walks into a brothel. He walks up to the Madam and asks for a hooker with STD. Madam tells the little boy to go home, but he pulls out a big roll of hundreds and repeats his demand. Madam figures, money is money and tells him 3rd door from the left. He goes does his business and on his way out Madam stops him and asks: "why in the world did you want a hooker with a STD and why are you dragging that frog around?" He explains: "When I go home my babysitter will rape me and she will get STD. My dad is going to come home and do the babysitter, he will get STD. My dad is going to bang my mom and she will get STD. My mom will cheat on my dad with the mailman and he will get STD. AND THATS THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!!!"
A little boy about 8 years old dragging a dead frog behind on a string walks into a brothel. He walks up to the Madam and asks for a hooker with STD. Madam tells the little boy to go home, but he pulls out a big roll of hundreds and repeats his demand. Madam figures, money is money and tells him 3rd door from the left. He goes does his business and on his way out Madam stops him and asks: "why in the world did you want a hooker with a STD and why are you dragging that frog around?" He explains: "When I go home my babysitter will rape me and she will get STD. My dad is going to come home and do the babysitter, he will get STD. My dad is going to bang my mom and she will get STD. My mom will cheat on my dad with the mailman and he will get STD. AND THATS THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!!!"
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