Have you ever shit yourself?

[Hoopsjunkie]

Im not talking about when you were 1 or 2 either. Have you ever tried to fart, and shit came out, or you just couldn't hold it. lol If so, where were you when it happened? Im sure alot of you have done it in some pretty embarassing places.

One time I went with my girlfriend to a dinner with alot of her family. There was about 25 people at the restaurant. Well, my stomach started to get upset right before we went, but I just ignored it and got there as quick as possible so my girl and I weren't late. After I got done eating, my stomach was hurting worse, so I was like fuck, I got to pass a little gas or I am going to die. When I grunted, I knew I was fucked. A loud fart sound came out and it felt kinda squishy. Everybody started staring over. I set up real quick trying to act like it wasn't me, and when I did I felt a liquid like substance running down my leg. Not only did I fart, but I shit myself. I was embarassed. I didn't know what to do. Then my girlfriends dad was like what is that smell, and me being so embarassed, and the smartass that I am had to make a comment. I stood up and said Fuck Melissa, don't you know its rude to shit yourself in public!!!!! Then I acted pissed off at her and went to the bathroom. I threw my boxers away in the trash can, freshened up, and went back out. Melissa was so pissed at me for embarassing her in front of her whole family, but I didn't give a shit, no way would I let people think I shit myself. This was one of the most embarassing moments of my life!

[The Lovedoc]

My friend Nucci shit his pants in my house once he was around 22 years old

[packer34]

I was come home on the highway in Milwaukee in my car, it was about 95 outside and humid and of course the air wasn't working, i had the shits the day before but felt pretty good that day. I felt a little fart come on so I gunned it out. Low and behold I still had the shits, I was slinging mud like it was a land slide and mind you I was still about 5 miles from home. You see I lived on the 17th floor of a building so I had to take the elevator up to my condo. The smell was so bad and I was worried that someone else would get on the elevator with me. So off I went up I got to the 16th floor and it stopped and sure enough my neighbor got on, This lady is a mom and VERY HOT! I never really talked to her before and right before she got off she turned to me and asked if I wanted to have sex! LOL No she said that's just disgusting you should be ashamed of your self! True story

[Lsufan]

I shit and piss myself about 5 or 6 times a day. But of course, I wear Depends.

Regards,

Spark

[screwtape]

Im not talking about when you were 1 or 2 either. Have you ever tried to fart, and shit came out, or you just couldn't hold it. lol If so, where were you when it happened? Im sure alot of you have done it in some pretty embarassing places.

One time I went with my girlfriend to a dinner with alot of her family. There was about 25 people at the restaurant. Well, my stomach started to get upset right before we went, but I just ignored it and got there as quick as possible so my girl and I weren't late. After I got done eating, my stomach was hurting worse, so I was like fuck, I got to pass a little gas or I am going to die. When I grunted, I knew I was fucked. A loud fart sound came out and it felt kinda squishy. Everybody started staring over. I set up real quick trying to act like it wasn't me, and when I did I felt a liquid like substance running down my leg. Not only did I fart, but I shit myself. I was embarassed. I didn't know what to do. Then my girlfriends dad was like what is that smell, and me being so embarassed, and the smartass that I am had to make a comment. I stood up and said Fuck Melissa, don't you know its rude to shit yourself in public!!!!! Then I acted pissed off at her and went to the bathroom. I threw my boxers away in the trash can, freshened up, and went back out. Melissa was so pissed at me for embarassing her in front of her whole family, but I didn't give a shit, no way would I let people think I shit myself. This was one of the most embarassing moments of my life!

That might be the most amazing story I have ever heard.

[jcindaville]

I shit and piss myself about 5 or 6 times a day. But of course, I wear Depends.

Regards,

Spark

That is so wrong

[scottya]

Yes I have sharted
no details

[jandrews404]

I shit and piss myself about 5 or 6 times a day. But of course, I wear Depends.

Regards,

Spark

BWaahaahaahaaahahaaaahaahha! Holy Shit........I think i just shit my pants

[jcindaville]

have you ever shit yourself

yeah, every time i try and cap college football

[Hoopsjunkie]

I was come home on the highway in Milwaukee in my car, it was about 95 outside and humid and of course the air wasn't working, i had the shits the day before but felt pretty good that day. I felt a little fart come on so I gunned it out. Low and behold I still had the shits, I was slinging mud like it was a land slide and mind you I was still about 5 miles from home. You see I lived on the 17th floor of a building so I had to take the elevator up to my condo. The smell was so bad and I was worried that someone else would get on the elevator with me. So off I went up I got to the 16th floor and it stopped and sure enough my neighbor got on, This lady is a mom and VERY HOT! I never really talked to her before and right before she got off she turned to me and asked if I wanted to have sex! LOL No she said that's just disgusting you should be ashamed of your self! True story

Lol, that sucks. Shitting your pants trying to fart sucks ass! It is one of the most embarassing things I had done. Fuck the sharts!

[wayne1218]

I think if i did i wouldn't be in a hurry to tell people!

Damn Guys ....... Get some Diapers!

[letsdoit]

Hoops

are you still with Melissa?????? sorry for her!!!!

[CHICAGODOG]

Squishy............OMG I almost shit my self reading this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO Sorry BUD!!!