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This one is for Papi for when he gets up at 3:45AM
~~~ Tigger
Four Catholic mothers were having coffee together and discussing how wonderful their children are. The first mother tells her friends, "Chuck is my son and he is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well my son, Jimmy, is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son's name is LoveDoc and he is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle "Well...?" She replies, "They refer to my son as Kaptain.... he's a handsome, 6' 2", hard-bodied, Chippendale's stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, all the women say, 'Oh, my God!'
~~~ Tigger
Four Catholic mothers were having coffee together and discussing how wonderful their children are. The first mother tells her friends, "Chuck is my son and he is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well my son, Jimmy, is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son's name is LoveDoc and he is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle "Well...?" She replies, "They refer to my son as Kaptain.... he's a handsome, 6' 2", hard-bodied, Chippendale's stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, all the women say, 'Oh, my God!'
very nice
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